“By this point we have had
such a good time we were EXHAUSTED, what makeup we had has been cried away by tears of mirth, we have laughed and shrieked so loud our voices hurt.”
The Honeysuckle Revue
Mrs Jonjo is a long-lallied drag clown who makes performance from naivety, joy and far too many props
“Through tears of laughter the audience watched as Mrs JonJo narrated and acted out the story of titanic” VADA Magazine
Numbers and Shows
The Water Is Freezing And There Are Not Enough Boats- 10 minutes
A one clown re-enactment of Titanic, in 10 minutes, with added CareBear, Handbells and Lettuce (Iceberg obvs).
Womens Alone- 10 minutes
A piece of stupid physical theatre with hula hoops, tears and putting a ring on it.
None Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing - 10 minutes
A paniced but high status T-Rex comes to give the audience a recital of 'the dinosaur song', but due to his limitations (he can't see you if you don't move) and his low blood sugar things don't go exactly to plan.
Nicholas Sturgeon - 10 minutes
A time travelling, Cher impersonating, Scottich country dancing butcher and son of noted politican comes from the future (2047) to warn the past how bad it all gets.
Mrs Jonjo Has Missed The Point Entirely - Hour Show
MrsJonjo is getting to grips with some iconic pieces of pop culture, and dishing up tall tales along the way. A one clown cabaret leaping from cinematic disasters, iconic pop songs and sporting legends all with a wide eyed joy of one who is having a great time but has missed the point entirely.
Mrs Jonjo Has Missed The Point Entirely is an hour long clown show, family friendly and made with love, stupidity, bells and a coconut.
All of the above are available for booking: please get in touch if you want a high energy idiot at the opening of your pair of curtains.